Tuesday, 6 January 2009
Whitney and the City
Conclusions from watching 'The city':
Downtown girls like boys. LOTS OF BOYS.
Being a model means you can do 'whatever you wants, however you wants'
Uptown girls will never be Blair Waldorf. And the phrase 'socials' will never be cool.
No matter whether you work at Teen Vogue or DVF, the offices will look suspicously identical.
There is a Justin Bobby equivelant in every state.
Talking about dead handshakes with your face turned away means NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU.
The single most awkward thing you can do at a dinner party is repeatedly ask someone why their boyfriend is not there and then looked really pissed off when they actually turn up.
It's all about the one- liners e.g. "I have like an invisible tattoo on my forehead that says 'Make out with me!' and only guys who live on futons can read it."